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Monday, December 05, 2005

Xmas Message

"By the way if anyone here is in advertising or marketing... kill yourself.
No, no, no it's just a little thought. I'm just trying to plant seeds. Maybe
one day, they'll take root - I don't know. You try, you do what you can.
Kill yourself. Seriously though, if you are, do. Aaah, no really, there's no
rationalisation for what you do and you are Satan's little helpers, Okay -
kill yourself - seriously. You are the ruiner of all things good, seriously.

No this is not a joke, you're going, "there's going to be a joke coming,"
there's no fucking joke coming. You are Satan's spawn filling the world with
bile and garbage. You are fucked and you are fucking us. Kill yourself. It's
the only way to save your fucking soul, kill yourself."

- Bill Hicks

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You must be one of thos towelhead bastards that hate Christmas. Change your first name to David you dickhead.

4:44 pm NZDT

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys have heard of Bill Hicks haven't you? He was...oh never mind.

5:06 pm NZDT

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

According to wikipedia, you've been dead for over 11 years. What the hell's going on here?

5:39 pm NZDT

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think this guy is suffering rejection anxiety.

I know a good little agency in Tauranga...

6:10 pm NZDT

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That Bill Hicks thing was used in an ad for Axis ad school 3 years ago. If you want to get your message across you really need to make sure your creative is original. I think you're really let yourself down here.

101

9:29 pm NZDT

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Bill Hicks thing was brilliant and can be trotted out as often as one likes. It's alweays funny and always relevant. The fact it was used as an Axis Ad School recruiting poster is irrelevant. Do you think they were the first people to read it?

Now. What have you done that's original, 101

8:38 am NZDT

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Brilliant? I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that it was brilliant heard in person. Reading it on a blog 11 years later is really fucking boring.

9:03 am NZDT

 

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